OG Sucking Vibrator

Having read everyone's reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasnt exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens. It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it's already off to a good start. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. Not too bad, i plug this lil bad boy in. While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because i don't have time to screw around waiting to get into "the mood". I have to get the kids in a few hours and i need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok welcome to motherhood. "Patiently waiting" me is checking to see if the light has stopped blinking every 10 minutes like a crackhead waiting for his dealer.. After only and hour and a half, solid pink light. Game on. I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out.The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, i was impressed with with that even before use. Next was suction. So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot.I've never used a clit suction type stimulator, so i have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. Time to solo party. I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly fustrating. But as with any new toy, its trial and error. I started the clit one on low, which i barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn't lined up 100% ,So, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5. I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.At least i think that's what happened, Because I'm pretty sure i blacked out, My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared. I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, i have NEVER DONE THAT. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots) I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. Im pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm. This time, my soul left me, and god himself said "child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light." (Mind you, im agnostic.) I'm brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away. I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn't get up off the bed if even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this. I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. Im still hobbling 4 hours later I did not stretch enough. So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don't have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash. Edit on July 3rd *This went viral, you owe me bigtime Tracy, and your little dog too*

I've had this beautiful pink love toy for four days now and I have used it four times. 3 solo, once with hubby. I was happy with the delivery as it came two days early (arrived Saturday when I was expecting it Monday) so it took less than a week to get it (ordered late Monday night, arrived some time Saturday). I was surprised to see a package in the mailbox addressed to me. It was very discreet as was the inside packaging so my 11-year-old could have opened it and not had a clue. Once I realized what it was, I hurried and opened it, checked everything out, read the pamphlet and charged it as instructed. I didn't want my husband to know how truly excited I was, so I waited until he went to fetch breakfast the next morning. I read a couple of other reviews and blogs about it and tried to follow their advice by starting SLOW. I have the remote version, so I held down both buttons on the device to get it into standby. I grabbed my new bottle of lube (from Tracy's Dog) and put some on myself and the toy. I inserted the prong and used the remote to test out the vibration settings, deciding I liked the stronger, steady one best. I took a deep breath and pressed the suction button once. I didn't feel much, a mild pulsing. So, I pushed the button again, a little stronger so I moved it around a little but still not enough to get me ready and rearing to go. So, I pushed it a third time. It felt a little strong but then I was like, it must not be in the right place (other reviews warned of this) so I felt out the suction cup on the toy with one hand and my clit with the other and lined them up. Turns out, the suction cup naturally sits below my clit so I had to move it up. Once I slid it over my clit, my whole body stiffened like I had been jolted with electricity (in a good way). I then realized I bit off more than I could chew so I removed the toy and put it back on standby. This time when I went to place it, I was noticeably wetter, so my body was liking it just not so fast or so intense. I went with the lower steady vibration, and slowly worked my way up to level 2 on the suction, got super close to coming then I went to the stronger steady vibration and had a glorious orgasm. I liked it because I was able to build it slowly, so it felt more organic. The suction was perfect, like a seasoned lover. My mind instantly went to 'what if I try...' it with someone else for more vaginal penetration? Anal penetration? Doggy style with the husband (vaginal would be a tight fit but anal would be great). What about anally for him? His loves his prostate stimulated and suction on his balls. What about me pegging him with a strap on while wearing this? I didn't squirt with it this time, but I know I could, and it would be glorious. Who can I share this with? Who wants to watch?? Oh, so many possibilities. Once I was able to catch my breath and revive from my orgasm induced stupor, I removed the toy and saw that it had been slimed. Like my pussy turned into a giant slug trying to engulf it. That right there tells anyone/everyone that my body was loving it, the warmup, the climax, the aftershocks. Sweet milky white cum, I'm sure someone would love to slurp up… (good fantasy material for next time). My husband returned from breakfast, and I was all aglow. I was on the fence about telling him I used it because you know, fragile male ego being worried about being replaced by a toy. But I told him anyway, along with all the possibilities. Once I mentioned me wearing it during anal sex, he was all about it. Instant hard on. 'Hurry. Get it. Come on. You got me all excited.' In my haste to get it out, on and in, I didn't have it seated quite right and he got off so fast I was a bit disappointed. Next time, I will warm up with the toy, get my cookies first then let him hump me like a horny little chihuahua. Afterward, it was super easy to clean with water with a little bit of antibacterial soap. I wrap mine in a towel so I can stow away from prying eyes while it dries. Only downsides (hence the four out of 5 star rating)--2.5 hours to charge for 50 minutes of fun. Maybe a two hour charge for one hour of fun would be a happy medium. The top above the suction cup is a little too long to comfortable seat on my clit and in the slit. If it were shorter, it would be better. Also, a longer suction cup for plus size girls so that we aren't having to 'dig through the layers' so much to find the pearl. So maybe different sizes like petite, regular and plus. A couple of times when trying to physically finagle the toy into the right place I accidentally pushed the setting buttons (on the toy, not the remote), causing me, go back to standby and find the previous settings. I wish those could be disabled when wanting to use the remote. I also wish the remote had standby buttons so that you can turn the vibration/suction off when you are done rather than rip it off because you're in sensory overload. Either way, it is still the closest thing I have found to real oral sex. It frees up my hands to fondle and caress other areas. I can also open my legs and it stays there unless my Kegels push it out. But most toys must be held in place, leaving you to either hold it with or hand or some other method/device (towel, stand, strap, etc.) or hold it there with tightly pressed thighs.

let it be known that i never, ever write reviews for shit, whether i like it or not. but goddamn. i'll preface this by saying i've always had issues getting off. my g-spot is one picky bitch and my clitoris is more sensitive than a cis white man being told that he's wrong. everything tends to hurt more than it feels good. boy oh boy, was i excited to get this. the reviews i'd seen for it were all fantastic. finally judgment day arrived and i went to retrieve it from the mail with a skip in my step. i had some trouble with the sucky end when i was first checking it for damage, but i charged it up and it worked like a goddamn charm. so finally i get to the good bit, and at first, im like 'huh. doesn't feel all that special.' i reangled it and suddenly it was like the goddamn rapture had come to take me. i take pride in how quiet i am. i have never once moaned whilst Whackin' It. it just doesn't happen. this time, however, i was screaming like a goddamn minecraft youtuber. my throat actually still hurts. mind you, this was BEFORE i came. i'm still laying belly-down on my bed and im not actually sure if i can get up right now. please. do yourself a solid and take the plunge.

The toy itself is great. The clitoral sucking part is amazing. Here’s my frustration. This is the second one I’ve bought in a year. No I’m not wearing them out. Lol They both stop charging/won’t hold a charge. I used this second one 5 times. Charged it ALL DAY while at work. When my husband and I went to use it that night, it vibrated for about 20 seconds and died. Now it won’t charge at all. That’s the exact same thing that happened to my first one.

I got this on impulse after watching the viral tiktok and felt a little silly because of it. Then I used it the first time… it took a minute or two to figure out the proper positioning for the suction but once you get it right WOWZA! Straight fainting goat legs with toe-curling is NOT an exaggeration. It’s the kind of toy when you want to get off fast and so, so thoroughly.

I’ve had wonderful and pleasurable times with this toy. It has great and strong speeds. The clit sucker is (rolls eyes to back of head in pleasure) thumbs up. The only thing wrong is that the vibrator just dies. I’ve ordered 2 already and they’ve died within a year. I want another one, but I also don’t want to spend $50 6 months later.

1000000% reccomend the photos say it all

This product works exactly as the reviews describe. Careful what you wish for. You will have no need for your partner once you use this bad boy. You will be out to dinner daydreaming about the next time you get to be alone with it. It will ruin sex for you because it is better. I bought this product because one of my old favorites died on me. I had been eyeing it for a while I liked the idea of hands free, because well, I'm very pregnant at the moment and it's kind of hard to reach let alone stay on the right areas. My first use I got everything all situated, and I messed around to get it in a way that worked for me, and I thought, 'Well this is ok, the internal vibration is kinda weak.' I found the sweet spot and it only took a few minutes. I took that sucker out and I realized that I didn't even have the internal vibration on. So I said to myself ok, let's see what this bad boy really can do. I put it back in I cranked that thing up and no joke 5 seconds later came the water works and all I could do was whimper. I was legitimately concerned my water broke for a second. Once I was finally able to stand I realized I was ok and indeed had the best orgasm of my life. My only regret about purchasing this product was not laying down a towel first.

I've had this baddie for a while but my experience today is next level (and comedic) so I figured I'd share. I was flying solo this afternoon and because this friend can be a hands free kind of experience, I had my arms up over my head. Well, my internal GPS lied about how long it would take to get to my destination, and we got there in a hurry. While trying to move/turn off this wonderful number before I met God for the tenth time, my arms became tangled in the blanked next to me, and I had to channel my inner hulk to get them where I needed them, which resulted in what I'm pretty sure is a pulled muscle in my left shoulder. Moral of the story: absolutely buy this, but be careful where you put your hands while using it.

Literally ordered this because we heard a comedian talking about it and it does NOT disappoint!! I love everything about it. It’s super soft and easy to clean..so easy to use…it’s normally hard for me to get off but the first time we used it for a little foreplay I kept having to stop for a bit because it was getting me super close…this is a game changer and I’m recommending to all of my friends!